Monday, January 18, 2016

SpaceX landing attempt failed, but Elon Musk is still a sweet name


So Elon Musk's space company, aptly named SpaceX, attempted to land one of its rockets the other day. It didn't really work out. I'm sure he'll get it right eventually.

Anyway, besides the fact that it was a cool explosion, I only posted this to talk about something that I feel like no one talks about. Now, I may be out of the loop when it comes to the billionaire genius inventor community, but I feel like whenever Elon Musk is discussed, his name is never really talked about. Elon Musk is such a sweet name. It sounds like so many different things. It could be a video game, a cologne, an animal's scientific name, almost anything you could think of. It's almost impossible not to succeed with that name. A good name can get you anywhere in life.

Now, there are rules to cool names. They don't have to be crazy, they just have to sound like a good action hero. But if it's forced, it doesn't work. Someone like Jason Lee's son Pilot Inspektor has no chance. That's just a try hard, look at me name. Elon Musk is from South Africa, where the white people have weird names like Reeva, Charl, and Gary. Foreign names are good. Fake American names are bad. Michael Jordan, Dirk Nowitzki, George Washington, Kristaps Porzingis, Nicolas Cage. These are good names. Apple Martin, Gods'gift Achiuwa, Sir'Dominic Pointer, Blanket Jackson, anyone named Aiden. These are bad names. No gets anywhere with a bad name.

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